Okay she raised a monster. These things will happen. It’s not like she raised Jeffery Dahmer for gods sweet sake. He didn’t eat anyone he shot.
Besides all she did was buy the weapon. I am sure she warned him he could shot an eye. How was she to know he would take it as a challenge. Look how good her chili is. Not bad for a mom that raised a psychopathic kid that shot up his school.
They'll forget about it by the next one in a few weeks. In the meantime, make sure to always mention video games during the chili cookoffs. So everyone will know it wasn't your fault.
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Okay she raised a monster. These things will happen. It’s not like she raised Jeffery Dahmer for gods sweet sake. He didn’t eat anyone he shot.
Besides all she did was buy the weapon. I am sure she warned him he could shot an eye. How was she to know he would take it as a challenge.
Look how good her chili is. Not bad for a mom that raised a psychopathic kid that shot up his school.
Liquid smoke👎👎👎👎
Well that came out of nowhere 😂
That chili looks so good 🤤
Truly a killer chilli recipe
Lmao she grew unhinged at the end.
One out of seven american mothers have to endure such tragedy smh 😢
"Only 7 kids ? Hold my beer."
– Benjamin Netanyahu.
She blew away the competition.
NGL IL the recipe (although, vegetarian mince for me).
They'll forget about it by the next one in a few weeks. In the meantime, make sure to always mention video games during the chili cookoffs. So everyone will know it wasn't your fault.
Didn't she steal that recipe from Wendy Rittenhouse?
You’ll always be the Chili Queen in my heart, Debbie ❤
The Onion be wilding
The green finger nails were a red flag.
i tried her chili before and it was actually gun related pun
The chili looks great.
Those gunshots scared the shit out of me with my headphones on
I know that gunshot pattern…. I think it's from Don't Make Me by 8Ball & MJG
It's officially winter, and the onion still is not funny
She put more effort to cooking her chilli, then she did raising her own child 🤣
Classic onion vibes, well done!
she's the one who didn't discipline her kid and rewarded his bad behavior with award winning chilli making him a monster!
The saddest part is what midwesterners consider chili.
okay now hold on a second, I was on her side till I heard she bought her kid that lmao
That does look like some top notch chili!🤷♀️
That ending though
😬
Lmao I scrolled past before realizing this was The Onion, then returned 😭
Good chili is more important than dead kids.
Sorry, not sorry.
Welcome to America – if you don't like it then fck off.
That chili's to die for. 😋
Gorilla marketing at its finest. I want that chili.
“Cooking with Jack” Chilli recipe is still the best (way to food poising someone)!
🤔 This could have been a Short.