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No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As That School Shooter’s Mom



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  1. Okay she raised a monster. These things will happen. It’s not like she raised Jeffery Dahmer for gods sweet sake. He didn’t eat anyone he shot.

    Besides all she did was buy the weapon. I am sure she warned him he could shot an eye. How was she to know he would take it as a challenge.
    Look how good her chili is. Not bad for a mom that raised a psychopathic kid that shot up his school.

  2. They'll forget about it by the next one in a few weeks. In the meantime, make sure to always mention video games during the chili cookoffs. So everyone will know it wasn't your fault.

  3. she's the one who didn't discipline her kid and rewarded his bad behavior with award winning chilli making him a monster!

  4. Good chili is more important than dead kids.
    Sorry, not sorry.

    Welcome to America – if you don't like it then fck off.

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