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No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As That School Shooter’s Mom



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  1. Okay she raised a monster. These things will happen. It’s not like she raised Jeffery Dahmer for gods sweet sake. He didn’t eat anyone he shot.

    Besides all she did was buy the weapon. I am sure she warned him he could shot an eye. How was she to know he would take it as a challenge.
    Look how good her chili is. Not bad for a mom that raised a psychopathic kid that shot up his school.

  2. They'll forget about it by the next one in a few weeks. In the meantime, make sure to always mention video games during the chili cookoffs. So everyone will know it wasn't your fault.

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