Okay so I made a delicious omelette. Or as I call it a Chinese French hot dog.
It's Chinese because I used fly by Jing chili oil to fry it in.
It's French because it's an omelette
Traditional is well. It's traditional for fat people. And I'm a fat man. Normally I would exaggerate on my weight say I weigh something like 5,000 lb or something. But I'll be honest. I'm actually doing pretty good with my weight loss.
And it's a hot dog because it has hot dog pieces in it and it's on toasted bread. Which is how I eat my hot dogs. Just semi different bread but it has to be toasted.
I am not a fan of hot dogs on raw toast. Got to be cooked.
Fun fact if I lived in Denver I could also be calling this a Denver omelette. But I don't live in Denver, so does this make that a cumbum omelette? I don't live in cumbum India but it's a real place. But that is food for thought. And now I'm wondering why we say food for thought. Is it because we're supposed to mentally be eating it by processing it?
Anyways, enjoy my latest creation.
It normally works this way. If I think everyone is going to hate it, they actually love it and if I think everyone is going to love it, they actually hate it. So I'm thinking by calling it a traditional Chinese French hot dog. You will all hate it. So therefore you're actually going to upvote this all the way.
Honestly That's honestly how it works. I mean like I post stuff going man they're not going to like this cuz I haven't like the last things that I posted and this is pretty much the same thing and then you love it or something.
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