Objective: Reduce plant count.
Status: Failed.
Initial batch: “just a few seeds”
Unexpected variable: All of them germinated
Critical error: Emotional attachment to every specimen
Current situation:
-shelves at full capacity
-artificial sun operational
-no remaining space-time for additional pots (yet more appear)
Hypothesis: Plants are multiplying when unobserved.
Contingency plan: Distribute specimens to civilians.
End of log.
by ApprehensivePin4854
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I suspect my Mission Report will resemble this log very soon.