So I feel like 36 hours may be a little early, but he is half Mexican so…
by nuclearfall0ut
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So I feel like 36 hours may be a little early, but he is half Mexican so…
by nuclearfall0ut
32 Comments
Imo should be the 1st thing the baby ever tastes, set him up for success
Ah perfect nothing like a fresh sip of Baja blast for little man
Maybe a bit too early just a wee bit may just idk just accidentally collapse his whole digestive system yeah whoopsies
He’s over a day old and you still haven’t given him Baja blast? I’m calling CPS
High fructose corn syrup is really bad for you Don’t give it to your children
You should definitely teach them what a terrible soda tastes like ASAP 😂😘 (blast is not my cup of tea)(I also drank WAY too much Mt dew when I was 20 so I don’t drink it much now)
Congrats, I do support getting them a NDLT, actually, if you blended it all up into a smoothie it would probably be the same, your wife is gonna be pissed, but you’re going to do allot of things to piss her off in the coming years 😝
Hook that baby up with a bottle of Baja Blast immediately!
You are a terrible parent. Should’ve given it to him before the kid opened their eyes for the first time.
lol maaan the way my heart skipped a beat before I realized it was satire. I think 36 hours is average, you’re good 😆
That’s 30 hours too many
Straight out the womb
You just have to squirt some breast milk in there for essential vitamins and good to go.
I dare you to get a Taco Bell baby Halloween outfit, would be so adorable! Congrats!
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Never too early for diabetes
I love this sub.
You can never be too young to live más
I heard in West Virginia they put that shit in baby bottles
Day 1
Wait until the Baja B(last)aptism
NO! My parents blasted the fuck out of me. Don’t do that.
It’s best to start in utero to build an appropriate tolerance AND appreciation. Then you can either use it to mix the formula or make sure it gets into the milk.
The real fun starts when they are teething. Rub some of that on sore gums, and you’re golden. If your kid isn’t launching a silly cup of Baja at strangers in Wal Mart, you’ve failed as a parent. 😂
Edit for people who will feel compelled to provide unsolicited baby advice on caffeine consumption: Let OP enjoy their baby, a bit of humor, and their Baja Blast. Unless a parent ASKS for your opinion on their baby’s development, your job is to be supportive or take several seats. This is the Taco Bell subreddit, not a medical office.
Imagine sipping on baja blast straight out the womb. It’s all downhill from birth
Old enough to poo, old enough to Do The Dew™ 👉😎👉
Any baby is worthy of a Baja Baptism!
2-3 seems pretty fair for a few tastes here and there, at 5 let him have his own small and see how he feels about it. Let it be an occasional treat. I’ve seen some toddlers gulping down sodas and that’s just a health/financial disaster waiting to happen.
For that level of caffeine you’ll want to wait until at least 13, maybe 14 weeks.
In the womb is the perfect time
Like 30.
Baja Blast is the Devil’s urine. It’s basically undrinkable it’s so sweet.
Feed the kid a double portion of frijoles if you really want to have fun.
Fellas, I know we’re kidding here, but soft drinks this sugary really shouldn’t be given to children for the first three years
How dare you! Give that kid a Baja Blast before he becomes malnourished!