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What in the Lana Del Rey/Meximelt did I just read when I opened my email?


What in the Lana Del Rey/Meximelt did I just read when I opened my email?

by RachelDesha

10 Comments

  1. CockbagSpink

    I was wondering the same. Maybe it’s for people who want to purchase a franchise? I can’t see any other way Taco Bell can help with retirement.

  2. toastercookie

    [Here’s the press release about it](https://www.tacobell.com/newsroom/taco-bell-is-opening-an-early-retirement-community-for-the-old-at-heart), looks like it’s a weekend long event

    “Opening its doors from August 17–18, 2024, The Cantinas invites guests to indulge in a Taco Bell-fueled, sun-soaked experience filled with senior-inspired recreation and cross-generational activities. From early morning tee times to afternoon aerobics and pickleball matches, attendees will feel rejuvenated and immersed in a community oasis that celebrates the diverse art of living más”

  3. …A Taco Bell-sponsored retirement community?

    Have you seen Demolition Man? ‘Cause this is some Demolition Man-ass shit right here lmao
    (Great movie, 100%, but it *is* a dystopia…)

  4. jjj666jjj666jjj

    Yessss this is local to me I’m going

  5. BloodyToiletSerpent

    I’m just tired of closing it every time I open the app.

  6. thruitallaway34

    I got this email too. Idk what the hell it is.

  7. BhutlahBrohan

    This is why prices have inflated 80% since 2019. Early retirements for upper management, a stupid skit show(?), and raised prices & smaller portions.

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