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Taco Bell Horoscopes


Credit to @valrose157 on Instagram

by Formal-Antelope6077

28 Comments

  1. Disastrous-Resident5

    As always horoscopes are off by a mile

    Edit: to say that it’s also not surprising that people defend horoscopes even though it’s bullshit.

  2. markartman

    I’m a Scorpio and I hate the limelight

  3. Lobsterboiiiii

    I usually hate horoscopes and think they’re bullshit but being a Doritos Locos taco made my night

  4. Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

    As an Aquarius (Bell Beefer) I feel personally attacked. Everything I love about Taco Bell is items they no longer have.

    Though admittedly I never had a Bell Beefer that I can remember. I did live on tostadas though. Considering Bell Beefer was one of the first TB items to disappear without a trace I imagine I would have loved it.

    My favorites?

    -Tostada
    -Taco Salad
    -Caramel Apple Empanadas
    -Wild sauce tacos from 1993
    -Doritos Fire Tacos
    -Encharitos (with the 3 olives)
    -Frito Burrito

    So…yeah. I accept my horoscope.

  5. RzaAndGza

    Typical horoscope is totally wrong and dumb

  6. Formal-Antelope6077

    Everyone taking this so seriously it’s for fun and of course it’s not completely accurate 😂

  7. ChangeAroundKid01

    Mine is a doritos locos taco? I know you fuckin lying

  8. SneakyLinux

    As an Aries, I do like the nachos supreme. 😀

  9. CampingWithCats

    The Taurus description matches pretty close 🌮

  10. Early_Win_4338

    i don’t like cheesy bean and rice burritos ;-; i want MEAT

  11. aTesticleWithTeeth

    The only a lot I have going on is mental illness, but I do enjoy wordplay

  12. Tin_Dalek

    Not only am I none of the traits on mine 😂 but I cannot stand the dish it lists.

  13. Blackco741

    Omg actually yes. The Quesarito is my favorite item besides the gone-but-not-forgotten 7 Layer Burrito ☹️ please I stg, if we can get Mexican pizza back we can get the 7 layer back

  14. PlusDescription1422

    I’m an Aquarius but Pisces is actually my go to order

  15. TheNotoriousH_A_M

    can’t believe how accurate Cancer is

  16. BeefModeTaco

    As an Aries, I have never been ambitious in my life, and am certainly no leader.

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