Edit: to say that it’s also not surprising that people defend horoscopes even though it’s bullshit.
markartman
I’m a Scorpio and I hate the limelight
Lobsterboiiiii
I usually hate horoscopes and think they’re bullshit but being a Doritos Locos taco made my night
Lucky_Positive_4662
Virgos is whack
Nanerpus_is_my_Homie
As an Aquarius (Bell Beefer) I feel personally attacked. Everything I love about Taco Bell is items they no longer have.
Though admittedly I never had a Bell Beefer that I can remember. I did live on tostadas though. Considering Bell Beefer was one of the first TB items to disappear without a trace I imagine I would have loved it.
My favorites?
-Tostada
-Taco Salad
-Caramel Apple Empanadas
-Wild sauce tacos from 1993
-Doritos Fire Tacos
-Encharitos (with the 3 olives)
-Frito Burrito
So…yeah. I accept my horoscope.
My_Name_Is_Drew
Cheesy Bean and Rice hell yeah
RzaAndGza
Typical horoscope is totally wrong and dumb
Formal-Antelope6077
Everyone taking this so seriously it’s for fun and of course it’s not completely accurate 😂
BoomsBooyah
Gemini needs a twin 🙂
ChangeAroundKid01
Mine is a doritos locos taco? I know you fuckin lying
SneakyLinux
As an Aries, I do like the nachos supreme. 😀
CampingWithCats
The Taurus description matches pretty close 🌮
Early_Win_4338
i don’t like cheesy bean and rice burritos ;-; i want MEAT
aTesticleWithTeeth
The only a lot I have going on is mental illness, but I do enjoy wordplay
Tin_Dalek
Not only am I none of the traits on mine 😂 but I cannot stand the dish it lists.
taloula_mama26
Capricorn, very accurate lol
caden_g59
Very inaccurate
Blackco741
Omg actually yes. The Quesarito is my favorite item besides the gone-but-not-forgotten 7 Layer Burrito ☹️ please I stg, if we can get Mexican pizza back we can get the 7 layer back
PlusDescription1422
I’m an Aquarius but Pisces is actually my go to order
NFLmanKarl1234
I like Doritos locos tacos
MiraculousMew
They’re not wrong
Best-Foundation2562
kind of accurate tho lol
WildEnbyAppears
>sugarcoated hostility
TheNotoriousH_A_M
can’t believe how accurate Cancer is
M1NEC4R
This is terrible.
BeefModeTaco
As an Aries, I have never been ambitious in my life, and am certainly no leader.
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Scorpio’s ftw 🔥
Leo🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
As always horoscopes are off by a mile
Edit: to say that it’s also not surprising that people defend horoscopes even though it’s bullshit.
I’m a Scorpio and I hate the limelight
I usually hate horoscopes and think they’re bullshit but being a Doritos Locos taco made my night
Virgos is whack
As an Aquarius (Bell Beefer) I feel personally attacked. Everything I love about Taco Bell is items they no longer have.
Though admittedly I never had a Bell Beefer that I can remember. I did live on tostadas though. Considering Bell Beefer was one of the first TB items to disappear without a trace I imagine I would have loved it.
My favorites?
-Tostada
-Taco Salad
-Caramel Apple Empanadas
-Wild sauce tacos from 1993
-Doritos Fire Tacos
-Encharitos (with the 3 olives)
-Frito Burrito
So…yeah. I accept my horoscope.
Cheesy Bean and Rice hell yeah
Typical horoscope is totally wrong and dumb
Everyone taking this so seriously it’s for fun and of course it’s not completely accurate 😂
Gemini needs a twin 🙂
Mine is a doritos locos taco? I know you fuckin lying
As an Aries, I do like the nachos supreme. 😀
The Taurus description matches pretty close 🌮
i don’t like cheesy bean and rice burritos ;-; i want MEAT
The only a lot I have going on is mental illness, but I do enjoy wordplay
Not only am I none of the traits on mine 😂 but I cannot stand the dish it lists.
Capricorn, very accurate lol
Very inaccurate
Omg actually yes. The Quesarito is my favorite item besides the gone-but-not-forgotten 7 Layer Burrito ☹️ please I stg, if we can get Mexican pizza back we can get the 7 layer back
I’m an Aquarius but Pisces is actually my go to order
I like Doritos locos tacos
They’re not wrong
kind of accurate tho lol
>sugarcoated hostility
can’t believe how accurate Cancer is
This is terrible.
As an Aries, I have never been ambitious in my life, and am certainly no leader.