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A cardinal casually devouring my Carolina reaper


A cardinal casually devouring my Carolina reaper



by LarryTheLobster710

43 Comments

  1. Partyslayer

    Birds don’t sense “heat” or spice. A famous chef* on the East Coast feeds his chickens hot red peppers. The characteristics (color, flavor, heat) of the pepper go into the egg/yolk, without the bird knowing a thing.

    *Dan Barber “Blue Hill Farm”

  2. zigaliciousone

    I keep saying that when birds figure out these “new” plants everyone are growing now are super tasty, more and more people are going to lose crops to them.

  3. llzaknafeinll

    I feed my chickens any and all pepper discards and they love them! Also, if you’re having problems with squirrels or rodents getting into your bird feed buy pepper flakes and add them to your feed they will quit real fast and it will give your eggs that real vibrant Instagram yokes you see.

  4. AnalogueOutlaw

    Brushy Tailed Possum (Australia) ate all my reapers.

  5. ImportantRevenue3777

    If you feed hens enough reapers with active capsaicin make it to the egg and make it spicy for us?

  6. flannelmaster9

    Birds can’t taste spice. Or at least that’s what the girl I dated in college said about her pet parrot

  7. sticky_banana

    Birds don’t have the correct receptors for capsaicin

  8. Mark_Incorporated

    Man I’d hate for that cardinal to shit in my eye

  9. Lamar_Moore

    Like everyone else said, birds can’t taste spices. My chickens have invaded my garden before and ate all my peppers.

  10. WowThatsRelevant

    Everyone has said it already that birds don’t taste spice. But just to add a little tidbit of info onto this, if you coat some bird seed in spices like cayenne powder, it’ll deter squirrels from stealing it.

  11. dumber-with-numbers

    Hopefully you’ll get some wild reapers in the neighborhood. Probably just seeds on your car, but here’s hoping.

  12. FireStompingRhino

    Birds mouth cant taste it sure but I bet its butt hole will surely feel the fire.

  13. Upset_Consequence_52

    Try some small red Christmas ornaments, preferably plastic so they’ll get disappointed and maybe move on so they don’t ruin all of em

  14. They don’t experience burning from capsaicin, so they don’t even know they’re spicy

  15. Noimnotonacid

    I like to think it was a blue jay prior to eating the peppers

  16. Sandscarab

    Some wild reapers will probably grow in your neighborhood now, lol.

  17. flockitup

    Fuuuuck….. If that bird shits in someone’s eye, gonna be a bad day.

  18. Chickennuggets_1212

    Awe cute he’s eating strawberries *looks at title* oh nvm he’s gonna explode.

  19. No-Sandwich9879

    Spicy doesn’t affect birds. I use cayenne pepper in my chicken coupe to keep mites away. Chickens don’t care one bit

  20. Resident_Donkey3136

    He’s ready for the Hot Chip Challenge

  21. Overthemoon64

    One time i tossed a seagull an organic wedge. He nabbed it thinking it was bread or something and did NOT like it. He had to rinse his mouth out in the sea. Its funny to think an orange would be spicier to birds than red peppers.

  22. Joe_Golem

    Bitds are biologically unable to register the effects of capsaicin.

  23. calvinquisition

    As I understand it, this is one of the evolutionary explanations as to why some peppers are hot. Those with capsaicin in them aren’t ingested by small mammals, that can taste the spicy but by birds instead. Birds, having a much larger range than say a squirrel, tend to spread their seeds further and so spicy wins the selfish gene award over non-spicy peppers.

  24. Mindless_Jicama8728

    Birds don’t have capsaicin receptors. They can eat all the spice.

  25. He or she gonna have fire coming out its ass

  26. DryPeanut420

    It’s going to poop those seeds out and you might start seeing wild reapers growing locally on the side of the street.

  27. Still_Eye_3507

    The explains my car windshield in the morning.

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