If only it started that early. It seems to always start when I need to leave for work
BlackFlagTrades
This is my main problem with spice. I love the mouth heat, but once it hits my stomach it’s no longer enjoyable. Basically have to decide if a few minutes of pleasure are worth a potential day long toilet session. 😭
retard_catapult
Holy shit it was bein like that for me this morning I nearly sharted the bed
Numerous-Stranger-81
I feel like the “Fire Exit” sign was unnecessary and kind of bit into the brevity of the comic.
CiaphasCain8849
You guys need to have a balanced diet. Lacking some essential gut bacteria clearly.
SavageKitten456
Skill issue
Suckma_Weener
i hate when i eat nothing all day but wendy’s, red wine, and “pete’s holewrecker sauce” and have to spend the next day in agony pissing out my ass over the trash can while my wife goes to stay with her mom for increasingly longer lengths of time
SpelunkyJunky
I expect to see this on r/peterexplainsthejoke tomorrow.
Edit because downvoted – because the posters there are so stupid, not because the joke is difficult to get.
DROP_THE_BEAR
That’s what I love about spice, you get to taste it twice 😉
danthieman
Immodium helps 100%
Ch4lup4B4tm4n92
Happened to me 5 months ago
SpicySuntzu
All you gotta do is eat a “cool down” with your spicy food. Some carbs like bread or a few spoonfuls of plain yogurt usually do the trick for me. Eating super spicy without a cool down is just asking for it lol.
DoodlemePizzaS8Life
Literally laughing out loud! Time to pull out the asstinguisher!
AimlessPrecision
Relatable
[deleted]
Only if you’re weak
yidarmyidarmyid
After stepping into 30’s , it’s like that every time. Now it also comes with pain and regret for days.
BradleyWrites
Currently spraying fiery liquid so this is fitting
CapnSaysin
Haha! Is there a way to save photos from Reddit without the black border and original posters name on them? I just want the damn photo!
JoshSidekick
It feels like I’m being pull started like a lawn mower with barbed wire.
Lamlot
I guess he ate that 2am chili, he will need to use the ice soap to help out.
MidnighT0k3r
The secret is to always chew the peppers well to avoid a second burn. Healthier food also helps, real food vs fast food etc.
luckymethod
Just take a generous glass of metamucil with water right before you eat very spicy stuff, you won’t feel a thing.
budabai
I’m 38 minutes late for work right now because of this very reason.
I hate how it sometimes refuses to show up until right as I’m leaving the house.
Shirleysspirits
I have a cold and didn’t really taste my dinner, a ton of chili crisp and fresh jalapeno later it tasted great. This AM not so much
GOD69345
Shitting hot food is not that bad, but it hurts the stomach more.
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If only it started that early. It seems to always start when I need to leave for work
This is my main problem with spice. I love the mouth heat, but once it hits my stomach it’s no longer enjoyable. Basically have to decide if a few minutes of pleasure are worth a potential day long toilet session. 😭
Holy shit it was bein like that for me this morning I nearly sharted the bed
I feel like the “Fire Exit” sign was unnecessary and kind of bit into the brevity of the comic.
You guys need to have a balanced diet. Lacking some essential gut bacteria clearly.
Skill issue
i hate when i eat nothing all day but wendy’s, red wine, and “pete’s holewrecker sauce” and have to spend the next day in agony pissing out my ass over the trash can while my wife goes to stay with her mom for increasingly longer lengths of time
I expect to see this on r/peterexplainsthejoke tomorrow.
Edit because downvoted – because the posters there are so stupid, not because the joke is difficult to get.
That’s what I love about spice, you get to taste it twice 😉
Immodium helps 100%
Happened to me 5 months ago
All you gotta do is eat a “cool down” with your spicy food. Some carbs like bread or a few spoonfuls of plain yogurt usually do the trick for me. Eating super spicy without a cool down is just asking for it lol.
Literally laughing out loud! Time to pull out the asstinguisher!
Relatable
Only if you’re weak
After stepping into 30’s , it’s like that every time. Now it also comes with pain and regret for days.
Currently spraying fiery liquid so this is fitting
Haha! Is there a way to save photos from Reddit without the black border and original posters name on them? I just want the damn photo!
It feels like I’m being pull started like a lawn mower with barbed wire.
I guess he ate that 2am chili, he will need to use the ice soap to help out.
The secret is to always chew the peppers well to avoid a second burn. Healthier food also helps, real food vs fast food etc.
Just take a generous glass of metamucil with water right before you eat very spicy stuff, you won’t feel a thing.
I’m 38 minutes late for work right now because of this very reason.
I hate how it sometimes refuses to show up until right as I’m leaving the house.
I have a cold and didn’t really taste my dinner, a ton of chili crisp and fresh jalapeno later it tasted great. This AM not so much
Shitting hot food is not that bad, but it hurts the stomach more.
Y’all need a bidet…
Solid user name