Been waiting way too long to try this sauce. Heard so many good things about it, and I knew it was going to be spicy! Finally found it on a grocery store shelf ($17…) and was stoked to finally get to try it.
Like most sauce purchases, I have no patience to wait to get home. I almost always try a new sauce in the parking lot in my car. Like I said, I even knew it was going to be spicy, but in my excitement I filled up the cap with sauce and immediately knocked it back like a shot.
Now, mouth pain I can handle. It’s expected. Especially a sauce like this. What I can’t handle is half the cap-full going up into my sinuses since I tilted my head back.
Holy fuck. I spent the next 10-15 minutes hanging out of my door in a random parking lot dry heaving Carolina reaper juice out of my sinuses and blowing a quart of spicy snot out of my nose into a literal puddle of my saliva.
Take my advice and keep your posture straight and eat like a normal human being with these sauces lol.
by GpRex