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Tips and Tricks for each item:
Item #1: If you are pescatarian, vegetarian, or hate meat, use beans or potatoes.
Item #2: Bring lactaid, a portable toilet, & lots of baby wipes with you if you are lactose intolerant or have dairy sensitivities. Chances are that you ain’t making it to the toilet. :p
Items #3 & #4: Dip these little fucks in warm spicy tomato sauce, y’all will thank me later. 😉
Item #5: Prepare to lose your dignity & your wallet for this one. It’s the most exorbitant one out of this list. Dare your friends to eat it? You better bribe them with lots of money first. :v
Item #6: This is for the friend who squeals when a pinch of salt is on it (ahem, some white midwesterners & northern Europeans, particularly British people). No spices on any of this, it tastes like the safest, saddest, & sorriest taco on taco Tuesday. This is the taco that your geriatric MAGA uncle will eat on Cinco de Mayo. :/
Item #7: Bring Pepto Bismol with you, it shall be your knight in shining armor.
Item #8: Use fire sauce for this item! You are a sinner, you ain’t Satan himself.
Item #9: This one is a breakfast item, so get up at the ass crack of dawn to eat this one. After all, it’s available from 7 AM to 10:45 AM for us rural Americans. Use the breakfast salsa if you got nothing to lose. :v
Item #10: Use Diablo Sauce, don’t be a chicken!!!! Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!! >:D
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Links for each of them:
Bonus link: r.mtdv.me/httpswwwtacobellcomfooddeals-and-combos23551customizedProduct84cH
by ghostkidrit64