Taco Bell has made a contract with the devil himself. In turn for 7.99 plus tax, you can eat 10 of satans testicles. These dusted nuggets might not look like cursed objects but they carry the heat of 1000 suns. Every bite was anguish and the dust settled and stuck on my chapped lips like flies on dogshit. By the end of this experience my nose was running profusely, my eyebrows were dripping sweat, my mouth expunged flame, and my vision fell blurry. They sat in my stomach and raised hell for hours after and I fear for when they pass through the exit doors. Impeccable taste, unforgettable journey. 11/10 would eat again.
by noteethsuckles