
I accidentally grew Carolina Reapers this year (long story) and my plant has been nothing short of prolific. I have roughly 60 peppers, after having already given away 30, and I have more on the way. The pile grows daily. I used one in a pint of tomatillo salsa and my husband and I are dying. It only takes 3 for a batch of hot sauce. I was thinking maybe drying and powdering? Does anyone have suggestions? Please help me. I already have too many cayannes and some ghost peppers from last year I dried and still haven’t used.
by supersanaynay
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Mail them to me
Dehydrate some. Make some into hot sauce. Some into salsa. Give a few to people you hate claiming it’s a new sweet pepper variety. Pickle some.
I’d dry 1/2 for crushed pepper flakes. Then make sauce with the rest
I’d dry 1/2 for crushed pepper flakes. Then make sauce with the rest 😉
Internalize them.
Mail them to Sean Evans at Hot Ones
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Boof them it’ll keep you fed over the winter like a bear
Eat them all in one sitting
Butt stuff
send some to me. I’ll Venmo you
seriously
I’d smoke em an crush em down to powder , and chili
Trade for a slice of pepper x??
Make a sauce and dry the rest for use later.
Crush them and put them in the food of your enemies
Thanksgiving dinner surprise
Halloween candy
Trade them to a restaurant in exchange for free food.
Boof em
Dehydrate them and trade/sell the seeds
See how many you can hold in your anus
I’ll buy some
Sell me some too
Dehydrate them. Smoke them. Grind/pulverize/ blend them with kosher salt to create an amazing pepper salt. You’ll have WAY more than you need. I bought a bunch of salt shakers at a restaurant supply and gave away shakers full of pepper salt for the Holidays.
OK so, what you DON’T do is touch your eyes…

Ruin 60 people’s day?
Why you could put them in your bum bum.
Why you could put them in your bum bum.
Soak some in some of your personal lubricant and share with a lover. Or swap out with someone else’s lube.
Where? Will buy
Two words: Boof Them
Send to Biden for all Hallows Eve with a bunch of apple seeds in a 🥧.. 😅
Make a single pot of chili
Sell for 6$ a pound and reap the bennies
Have a scorched bung hole for the next decade? 😳😜😂🌶️🌶️🌶️
The winter holidays aren’t too far away. Maybe dry and powder them to give to people as gifts? Or make some insanely spicy brownies.
Soak in freezer vodka for a week, broil until lightly charred blend with honey mustard
Make a smoothie and just fuckin drink it
We used our dried ones in our pickles this year and they were fantastic. Also, we use about 20-30 in one batch of spicy pepper jelly, it’s pretty spicy but enjoyable.
Butt plug
Boof it
Sell them at a farmers market idk
“strawberry” rhubarb pie. Nom nom nom.
pepper jam
Make CR Mac n cheese
Purée it and freeze it for different sauces or dehydrate and ground into your own CR seasoning
Make them pay
Those don’t look like reapers
I’ll mail you a $5 bill if you send me one pepper back. I will give it to my friend saying it’s a sweet pepper
Got any enemies? If not, would you like some?