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Any tips on how to eat these without crumbling?


Any tips on how to eat these without crumbling?

by mike-rowe-paynus

39 Comments

  1. Find the black mark in the back, pull it gently, now bite gently

  2. Next-Technician-3991

    I takes surgeon level presicion when opening the pack. Be very careful and hopefully just hopefully it will come out in one piece.

  3. nwpewpewtaco

    Opening these without breaking is a right of passage in my family. Best of luck

  4. I thought that eating them crumbled was the preferred method? I love the flavor, but only in little bits

  5. Traditional_Estate_4

    to open a mazapan without breaking it, its an ancient form of art puts your patience and y your desire to the test, thats why mexicans begins traning at a very young age. the path to open and eating a mazapan without crumbling its a the path of self control, que path of life itself.

  6. Possible_Wash_8429

    Add pressure to the shape with the plastic wrap, and hope that when you unwrap it, it doesn’t fall apart on you. Best of luck though!

  7. Affectionate-Sock-62

    Honey, if I can open and eat the mazapán without crumbling it, imagine how I’d treat your heart!

    Let that motivate you to find the tenderness to do it lol

  8. mrdino99

    Best tip is to buy the chocolate coated ones.

  9. El_SanchoPantera

    8 years of medical school and 2 years of cardiovascular surgery fellowship.

  10. Johannes_V

    Whole and without water. If you survive, your Mexican passport arrives in the mail in 3-5 business days.

  11. Assyrianfun

    Eat it with the wrapper and perform tongue-fu to remove. Enjoy.

  12. P00nz0r3d

    To not crumble it when opening, you gotta open the wrapper along the seams it was originally folded in, and do it using only one flap

    You also have to move the mazapan around your unwrapping instead of the other way around

    To not crumble it when eating, you have to eat it in one bite lol

  13. huachinangocomunista

    If you get it brand new, it’ll give you the chance to take piece by piece, but as time passes the mass will get drier and it will no longer had integrity that it once had. The taste will be always the same, it’s just the humidity of the ingredients that it had.

  14. new_user29282342

    Not the best method, but as a kid I have eaten it with the wrapper then spit the wrapper out. Lol

  15. Practical_Estate3195

    You press them real hard before opening them. Trust me.

  16. SeaKaleidoscope8482

    What I do is to press the mazapan inside the wrapping to make it stick together and then take whatever is joined and eat it.

  17. speedyshoe

    What do you mean? They have to crumble! Just don’t laugh when you have a mouthful or you’ll regret it.

  18. Available_Conflict82

    🤣🤣🤣🤣hahahahahalololololo

    NO! NO ONE DOES, IF THEY SAY THEY DO, THEY ARE LIARS. LIARS I TELL YOU. PURE LIES!!!

  19. Gullible-Original910

    You very carefully try to open it, so it doesn’t break, fail, rip the paper on accident, breaking the whole piece, accept it, funnel it down in one gulp, then shake the bag inside your mouth to make sure nothing stays behind.
    Thats how

  20. Maxitoreddit_5

    It takes years of training to dominate the technique to not destroy it.
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    Toma años de entrenamiento dominar esa técnica para que no se te destroce.

  21. Mojicana

    I grew a beard so that I wouldn’t drop any on the floor.

  22. Marshin_Mallow-363

    Consume the whole thing, wrapper and all

  23. 1.- Moquetza no mazapan īpan se tlakatluel oka se kānamikilpan.

    2.- Tlatēmoya kēnīn moēlkauh.

    3.- Kākatka nemīn nemīn se tlapēwal ok se mazapan moīpana.

    4.- Seualōka nemi īpan kāyōtl melāuh.

  24. CaeruleanSea

    These are magical! I sometimes give them away to customers (I’m UK) as a treat & ppl assume it’s going to be be like marzipan. I refuse to tell them what the actual texture is like, just to be really really gentle & ready for the surprise.

  25. mrgarechiga

    The corner of the paper has a black spot, you can start there. The rest is up to the Mazapán god.

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