Technique in the picture, as opposed to a blender or molcajete. Tasted gross. Feet burning. Please help.
ee328p
Happy Shit Post Day everyone! Love the sub u/GaryNOVA!
iahebert
Makes me think of Charlie and the chocolate factory. You wanted to give it a little kick!
genericus23
A little gritty. Next time try sweeping the floor first.
Rusticaxe
You might want to put the shoesoles in the oven for 20 minutes at medium-high heat before following these steps 🙂
strickt
Seems like it might taste a little flat…
Wrong-Profession-287
Don’t forget the hip gyrations
xBaronSamedi
The problem is you’re doing east coast salsa, you want west coast salsa. Just shift beat 1 to be the first step forward shown as beat 2 and you’re good
DiegoCa87
Oshebekdujeksk
Yeah I could never figure out this recipe…
theOG22
Needs more salt. Nah but I’m going to Mexico in a week so this is rather helpful, thank you.
wineheda
It’s all in the hips. If you’re not moving your hips correctly you’re not making salsa correctly
AndyFelterkrotch
So, how long have you been a father?
zorro1701e
Not in the instructions but probably need to fire roast first.
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4 tomatoes, 1 jalapeno, cilantro, and lime juice
Technique in the picture, as opposed to a blender or molcajete. Tasted gross. Feet burning. Please help.
Happy Shit Post Day everyone! Love the sub u/GaryNOVA!
Makes me think of Charlie and the chocolate factory. You wanted to give it a little kick!
A little gritty. Next time try sweeping the floor first.
You might want to put the shoesoles in the oven for 20 minutes at medium-high heat before following these steps 🙂
Seems like it might taste a little flat…
Don’t forget the hip gyrations
The problem is you’re doing east coast salsa, you want west coast salsa. Just shift beat 1 to be the first step forward shown as beat 2 and you’re good
Yeah I could never figure out this recipe…
Needs more salt. Nah but I’m going to Mexico in a week so this is rather helpful, thank you.
It’s all in the hips. If you’re not moving your hips correctly you’re not making salsa correctly
So, how long have you been a father?
Not in the instructions but probably need to fire roast first.
Stop putting your foot in your mouth
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