Not My Birthday.
Went to my parents house for my dad's 82nd Birthday tonight. He wants Chili's,(apparently some friends took him and my mother out last week, and it brought back memories) For his meal tonight, sweet, been a while!
look at the menu online as my brother was going to place it online and pick it up on his way over. I look and nothing really sounded good but the chicken strips(I know chilli's chicken strips bla bla) and honey mustard.
anyways my dad tell my brother to order the "Nashville Hot" instead of the plain chicken strips to "prank me"
My brother shows up and hands out everyone's meal and when he hands me mine, my dad kinda chuckles and he says "Got you a little something special" I think Oh God what is it. I see its the hot amd think oh boy i just wanted some cripsy tenders. He tells me how the sever up talked how hot it was and wanted me to burn myself for his birthday since he can't eat it anymore.
I take one bite and it was SALT CITY. I force down 2 tenders, the fries and the mac and cheese then tell him it's so hot I can't finish it.
the end.
F U Chili's, I'm going to eat a burger.
by GetReelFishingPro