I love Taco Bell and often refer to myself as “their biggest fan” but the one item on the menu I’ve never cared for is Baja Blast. I know some of you will consider this blasphemy, but it tastes too much like a medicine I was forced to take a lot of as a chronically ill child (doing much better these days).
I wish I could swap out this reward for literally anything else on the menu. Hell, I’d happily take a freeze in any other flavor! And I know they don’t need to offer a birthday reward at all, so it’s cool that they do. But it’s also a bummer that I end up giving this one away every year.
Help a homie out, Taco Bell!
by Barfignugen